Why always like that?

I wonder why.. people always get surprise when I answer NO to these question. They always give me the "Really meh?" look...

When I tell them I dont smoke...

"Wah, but you got that smoker face leh.. you really dont smoke ah?"

And then when I tell them I dont drink...

"Zhun Bor? Army guys dont know how to drink.. you want to bluff who?"

Yah. I cant drink and I dont like to drink, that why I not suitable in the army. Lol but when I tell them I gamble.. everything went back to normal... -.-

And when they ask about my BGR..

"Bian siao? you mean you never got girlfriend before? Cannot be la.. you so horny.... Seriously how many steady before?"

Erm.. yes to that. I never got girlfriend before. Not in my 24 years of life. And maybe that why I am in the army.... 'cause I am GAY..

Hohohohoho!!!!